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heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

housewifeswag:

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

"

1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin.

2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working.

3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapter make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did.

4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good.

5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing.

6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

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-  For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (h.f.j.)
loloretta:

Please keep an eye out for my cousin Pete. He was last seen at the Dodgers game last night. Reblog please. 

morgan4816:

geometricdeathtrap:

noemail:

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE

THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY

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#youlooklikethatthingfromthatvideo

"If they ask you about me, tell them “She was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and I broke her.”"

- Shahrazad al-Khalij  (via candor-thoughts)

(Source: nizariat)

slaveryisgreed:

http://slaveryisgreed.tumblr.com/

surprisebitch:

thats so embarrassing omg

(Source: deneuveing)